Kung Fu Zombies!

*sigh* My brother sucked all the culinary skillz out of the gene pool before I was born. What a jerk.

I tried to make chocolate muffins today and ended up with very strange looking chocolate brownies. I should have known better, but it's not like I could just walk over to the bakery. The doctor was very clear on the fact that I am not to be walking that far, and I can't get the wheelchair down the stairs by myself. I was tempted to send Jing, but she's eight, so I figured that would probably not be the best idea.

Not that there's a shortage of sweet stuff in our house, my brother has been stressed and so he's been baking like crazy.

Anyway-- emwitchwood, send me some of your deluxe chocolate muffins!!! Please? Pretty please? I'll send you Ed/Royai doujinshi?

You can learn a lot about someone by the music they listen to. So here is the game! Hit shuffle on your ipod or mp3 player and write down the first 25 songs. No cheating or skipping songs that are shameful. That is the fun! Then tag your friends.

( ♥ meme under here ♥ )

I tag anyone whose username starts with the letters a-z ;)

Okay, so, a few days ago I broke my arm and leg. While stepping outside to run to the store, I slipped and tumbled down the entire staircase, smacked my head really hard on my neighbor's door at the bottom, and then kind of blinked at my leg trying to figure out why it hurt so bad. So, anyway, my neighbors took me to the emergency room, called my brother and- yeah. I passed out. Not because of the pain, though I am sure that played a part in it, but because hospitals freak me out.

Anyway. I am now bored, immobile (moving around with crutches when you have a broken arm is not fun), and on strong painkillers. And bored.

Does anyone have any anime, manga, movie or book suggestions to keep me entertained?

Why must he be such an awesome cook? Why must he bake when he's stressed? Why does there always have to be something completely irresistible that's bound to clog my arteries in the fridge?

How am I ever going to learn to cook for myself when I have him here to cook for me?

*ultra melodramatic* How am I ever going to be able to tell my true friends from the ones that just use me to get to my brother's cooking?

And he's going to make the kitten fat, too! I got home from the store and found the little demon on the counter eating the chicken out of my chicken and avocado sandwich!

On an entirely different note, I just picked up the first Wheel of Time book, by Robert Jordan. I am about 400 pages into it. And, really, what is so special about these books? No, like, what? The characters are... really, really dumb. I want to strangle every female character introduced so far. I really want the two hours that I've spent reading it back.

Thanks to this picture, my brother has decided that Ling/Ed is his new OTP.

So of course he immediately had to find more fanart for it.

( and so I had to steal it )

And I now feel sick. Not because of the Zelda. Because I went three months without eating any meat and then ate a huge, nasty, greasy cheesburger. And now I feel too sick to keep playing Zelda.

On the brightside, I found this picture on my brother's harddrive.

( pic under cut )

Animated manga? For real?

in the aftermath of the leaked BONES document incident, MOON PHASE confirms that he got word a while ago that there is indeed a new Full Metal Alchemist series in the works - an original manga version

Or are they full of shit?

I kinda hope they're not full of shit. I mean, animated Xing crew, and Lust dying, and Garfield, and- yeah. But at the same time, I really like the current anime. Almost better than the manga.

My brother sent me this:

( WTF )

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Where does he find these things?

I over slept. By four hours.

I totally missed school! I woke up when my last class was being dismissed!

*bangs head onto keyboard* Why do I always do things like this? I'm hopeless. HOPELESS.